STUMPYMONSTER

FIELD NOTE 050 / 2026

The Monster Returns.

Earl saw something in the lake again.

CHAPTER 2026 · YEAR OF THE FIREWORKSLAKE GUNTERSVILLE · ALABAMAFREE T-SHIRTS FOR ATTENDEES
CH 02

The Living Countdown

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FORECAST84°F · Light wind · Stumpy weather
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Latest from the Field

FIELD NOTE 048 · REVEALED

The Council ratified a new role: Keeper of the Cold Plunge.

We don't make these up. We find them. Stumpy whispered the title; the Council carved it in pine. Holder to be announced at the bonfire.

REVEALED 6 DAYS AGONEXT REVEAL · FIELD NOTE 049
CH 04

Current Drop

DROP 007 / 2026STUMPY WAS HERE

Volume 7 Tee — Stumpy Was Here.

Limited window. Attendees first; opens to the public the morning after the bonfire. Earl prints them. Stumpy approves them.

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CH 05

The Legend

They said it started with one wake on still water. Earl said it started a long time before that.

Read the Origin →
CH 06

Stumpy in the Wild

MAP PREVIEW · CLUSTERS ONLY

47 sightings · 12 states

Earl tracks every report. Some are real. Some are wishful. All of them are on the atlas.

See the Atlas →

CH 07 · FIELD NOTES BY EMAIL

Stumpy will write.

ONE FIELD NOTE PER DROP. NO BLAST. NO TRACKING PIXELS.